Survivor Micronesia preview–Jenna Morasca would be proud. March 12, 2008
Posted by bluenoser in survivor micronesia.Tags: amanda, cbs, chet, cirie, fans vs favourites, humour, jason, joel, jonathan, kathy, mary, mikey b, mircronesia, ozzy, power rankings, reality tv, survivor, tracy
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Somewhere Jenna Morasca is watching Survivor: Micronesia and smiling. Not since she won Survivor: Amazon a few years back (I’m still trying to figure out how that happened) has anyone gone so far in the game while doing so little. The fact that Joel, Mikey B and Yau-Man are out of the game while Chet is still around speaks volumes–individually you may be weak, but there is strength in numbers. That strength may carry Chet a long way, especially if Cirie does what I think she should.
Amazingly, Cirie again finds herself in the middle of two groups. She again has the ability to change the balance of power in the game. It looks like Tracy, Chet and Ami are together on one side, while Ozzy and Amanda are on the other. Erik I suspect could be coaxed into voting with them since he’s very into winning challenges. That leaves Cirie. She could stay loyal to the alliance she made early in the game and start picking off the outcasts one by one. Or, she could get rid of another powerful alliance by voting Amanda off along with the three outcasts. Don’t forget–Ozzy has that immunity idol.
Meanwhile, over at Airai, we have two other compelling stories. It looks like Jason finds Ozzy’s fake immunity idol. The producers of this week’s preview lead us to believe that he thinks it’s the real thing. It’s just a stick, Jason….does that look like any immunity idol you’ve ever seen? Either it’s a fake or Mark Burnett has really cut costs on the show to cover Jeff Probst’s salary. Speaking of sticks, Jonathan’s injury appears to get worse. Of all the places for that stick to be lying during last week’s reward challenge. Like him or not, you’ve got to hope that Jonathan’s game ends in the traditional way, not because of a freak injury.
Will Jonathan be forced to leave the game? Will Jason really think that piece of wood is the immunity idol? Can Chet continue to make Jenna Morasca proud? What shade of blue will Jeff’s shirt be this week? Tune in again on Friday for a recap of this week’s show! May the tribe speak clearly to you!
Celebrity Apprentice preview–Piers’ little black book March 12, 2008
Posted by bluenoser in the celebrity apprentice.Tags: the apprentice, celebrity apprentice, omarosa, piers morgan, donald trump, steven baldwin, reality tv, humour, carol alt, trace adkins, lennox lewis, nbc
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One of the things that just blows me away is how many people that Piers actually knows. You say this week’s challenge is organizing a charity golf tournament? He’ll call his good buddy Tiger Woods. Is it a fashion show this week? He’s got Tommy Hilfiger on speed dial. Are they selling tickets to a show at a strip club? He knows the Governor of New York. Yes, he’s doing well on the show but the people behind Betamax could have succeeded in business if they had Piers’ contacts. This week the final five have to sell sandwiches. I wonder who Piers will be calling for help this time…..
“Hello, Jared! Piers Morgan here! How’s everything going?…….You’ve been milking that whole “I lost weight eating Subway sandwiches” gig for 10 freaking years now? How time flies! Listen, Jared, I’m selling sandwiches for charity on Celebrity Apprentice and I was wondering if I could count on your support…….Really? You’ll take one? Great! How much can you spare?…….$10,000? Really? Great! Thanks, Jared!”
“Hello, Mr. Quizno? Piers Morgan! How the devil are you?…….Yes, I’m still on Celebrity Apprentice. Funny you should ask…..I’m selling sandwiches and I need your help or I might just get fired this week…….you will? You’ll sell my sandwiches in your stores all day long and give me the proceeds?……You’re going to buy the first one for $25,000?………Wonderful! Thanks so much!”
“Okay, don’t hang up. It’s me. I know we’ve had our differences but I can really use your help here. I’m selling sandwiches for charity and I may get fired if I don’t outsell the other team. Can you find it in your heart to bury the hatchet and support me? All the proceeds go to charity, after all……You’ll buy one for $75,000? Fantastic!…………One condition? Name it!…………Dinner at your apartment Friday night? Omarosa, you little flirt….it’s a date! Thanks, dear! See you soon!”
Find out the details about who Piers asks for help, along with all the rest of this week’s action, in my recap on Friday! Enjoy!
