Reality TV

The battle for Matt’s wallet heart has been narrowed to 15 lovely ladies.  Like most young men who are trying to get to know a woman better, Matt will take his harem out for an intimate date.  He’ll take them somewhere free of mayhem, distractions and temptations.  Somewhere he can peer into the eyes of the ladies and see if they truly are windows to their souls.  A quiet place where he can see if the ladies love him, or just his money.  It will be a nice, conservative date where the women will be comfortable truly being themselves.  Having them perform in a fashion show in Las Vegas?  Matt, you’re a genius!  In the spirit of Sin City, here is what I figure are the odds of the following happening on Monday’s show:                 

The odds that:

Someone will profess to be in love with Matt after a very unrealistic 7 day courtship in front of a national TV audience, in which they’ve shared him with 24 other women: 2 to 1

Someone will get drunk and make a fool out of themselves on national TV: 3-1

Someone will cry to the cameras after stumbling on the runway during the fashion show: 5-1

Matt will kiss more than one bachelorette: 5-2

The bachelorette he kisses will be more than a little drunk: 15-1

The bachelorette he kisses will be a really flirty one with whom he has nothing in common: 8-1

Someone will give the “he’s an idiot if he doesn’t realize I’m all that and a bag of chips” speech after not getting a rose: 4-1

Someone will actually “reject this rose”: 2,000-1

One or more jealous women will have some really catty words for the women who are clearly winning his heart: 3-1

Matt will give another “the rose ceremony is the hardest thing I’ll ever have to do” speech: 10-1

The over/under for:

The number of women who shamelessly throw themselves at him: 8

The number of dirty looks the women will give out during the episode: 35

The number of women who will try to win him over by seductively dancing for him: 6

Who will get a rose?  Who will go home?  Who will embarrass themselves in Sin City?  One thing is sure-in this case, whatever happens in Vegas will not stay in Vegas!  Tune in again on Tuesday for a recap of this week’s show!  Enjoy!