Reality TV

What is going on with this show?  Fairplay fell on his sword in week one agonizing over his pregnant girlfriend.  Chet did the same thing a few weeks later, complaining that his heel was too sore for him to go on.  Jonathan reluctantly left the game because he fell on a stick and almost lost his leg.  Kathy then got a case of Ostenoperosis and quit.  Now we see in the previews for next week that Erik may or may not have taken himself out of the game because of an injury.  I long for the good old days, when Survivor contestants left the show kicking and screaming after being voted out.  At this rate, the show will be over by the end of March and the winner will be the last one to quit, injure themselves or miss their family.  I wonder how the remaining contestants will end their game….

Natalie–I don’t even have to think about how Natalie’s game will end.  The fact that I have her in the office pool is a sure kiss of death.

Alexis–Airai will win a reward and, forgetting that Alexis is even in their tribe, go without her.  This will hurt poor Alexis’ feelings and cause her to quit.

Ozzy–He’ll be disqualified after footage of him spear fishing shows he actually has gills and a dorsal fin. 

Amanda–After going into that cave with Ozzy one too many times, she’ll be forced by doctors to leave the game and go on immediate maternity leave.

Cirie–She will quit in a quest to get away from the constant sounds of jungle love she’s hearing on the show.  She’ll go somewhere with fewer public displays of affection, like the Playboy Mansion.

Eliza–One of Survivor’s legendary talkers will be forced to leave the show after contracting a chronic case of lockjaw.

Ami–She saw James and Parvati hook up, as well as Ozzy and Amanda and Mikey B and Mary.  Not knowing whether this was Survivor or Temptation Island, she left the game.

Jason–Learning that Ozzy planted the false immunity idol that he found, Jason becomes jealous and tries to do everything Ozzy has in this game.  When he tries to pick up Amanda, she beats him like she did that 5 foot shark.  The resulting injuries force Jason out of the game. 

James–After Ozzy shows him the immunity idol, he’ll have some bad flashbacks to Survivor: China and quit the show.

Parvati–Complaining that there aren’t enough cute guys for her to flirt with, she’ll pack up her stuff and head to Club Med.

Stay tuned later this week for a recap of this week’s action.  Don’t forget-it’s on Wednesday this week!  May the tribe speak clearly to you!